Grumble and bundle.

I'm looking over the forecast for the weekend, and I can't help but want to go kick a cold front. It's the end of April and I'm hauling my winter coats out of "permanent" storage for the third damn time this season. There's snow predicted for 2 days from now, and 2 days ago it was 75 and beautiful.

Wisconsin, you owe the population of this state a summer like something from a romance novel. I want 80 degrees and sunny every day, rain every Wednesday, brilliant sunsets, and a cool breeze every hour, on the hour.

If these demands are not met, I'm going to do whatever I can to un-green my lifestyle until global warming has reached a point where Wisconsin has no choice but to thaw the fuck out.