It's ALIVE!!!

Well THAT didn't take long...ladies and gentlemen, Facebook has reached a whole new level of FUCKED UP.

It's getting scary now. The news feed on facebook is getting a little too creative and personal. Apparently someone I haven't talked to in a while is having relationship issues. (That's DEFINITELY not the point of this post. Don't leave yet.)

Here's what Facebook had to say about it:

"Rory Anne and David changed their relationship status to it's complicated....oh wait....in a relationship....oh wait....it's complicated again."

I'm also in that Oregon Trail group, and the news feed told me that one of MY non-existent oxen drowned when I tried to ford the imaginary river. ...What?!

And just in case you thought that Facebook might be bordering on the personified, they have started something called "live poke." That's right, they will get a real live Facebook minion to real live stalk you and real live poke you, at a friend's request. I really hope this is Mark Zuckerberg's idea of an April Fool's Day joke.

This all seems very "rise of the machines" to me. That said, I have just friended every "Kyle Reese" and "Sarah Connor" on Facebook and I suggest you do the same.