This conversation took place over dinner at my future roommate's house. Conversations as strange as this take place all the time when I'm with her (and when I'm not). I enjoy it.
Matt: Why are dildos ok but fake vaginas aren't?
Alex: I think it's a cleaning issue.
Kathleen: They should make bi-sexual dildos.
Me: What?
Alex: YEAH! One that can serve as both a penis AND a vagina!
Matt: How would it work?!
Kathleen: It could be reversible! Like it's a vagina, and then you flip it inside out and it's a penis!
Alex: Plus, if you could flip it inside out it would take care of the cleaning issue of a fake vagina. But how would you make it rigid enough as a penis but flexible enough as a vagina?
Me: Hmm. I'll bet you could rig something up where when you flip it one way, ribs inside it snap into place and you've got a penis but when you flip it the other way they disconnect and you've got a vagina.
Matt: WE SHOULD PATENT THIS! QUICK! IT'D TOTALLY WORK!
Alex: Who's going to make it?
Kathleen: We'll hire a scientist!
Matt: You can't do that!
Me: You can't just go up to a scientist and say "I need a bi-sexual dildo." Besides, why would you need one? Everyone only has one gender, and if you've got a bi-sexual dildo that implies that you're sharing it with someone else. How would you broach that subject. "Hey, so I've got this she-male dildo. Wanna borrow it?" No!
Matt: Yeah that's a little wierd. And if you're both going to use it, why don't you just DO IT?
Me: And wouldn't the end of the vagina dildo, when you flip it inside out, become the tip of the penis? This sounds like a pregnancy risk if you're not careful.
Matt: Hahaha. This is a bad idea after all...
Alex: No it isn't!
Kathleen: It could be a way for lesbian couples to get pregnant!
Me: What? Lend it to the neighbor boy, then flip it inside out and fertilize your partner? I don't think so.
Matt: This was a bad plan.
Alex: These hamburgers are good though...
All: Yeah...
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