On Chocolate

1. It's "cocoa," not "cacao" you pompus jackasses. You're not fooling me so just knock it off. It's the same ingredient and I know it.
2. Percent cocoa content isn't the end all, be all criteria for good chocolate. It's HOW you make it.
3. Hershey's doesn't really count as chocolate. Neither do m&m's.
4. Dove 60% Cacao Citrus Spice Dark Chocolate is SHIT. It actually hurts to eat it. And they think they're fancy by spelling it cacao.
5. Lindt Excellence 70% Cocoa Extra Fine Dark Chocolate is divine. And they have the brains to say cocoa.
6. A Nestle` milk chocolate bar beats a Hershey's any day (yes, they make something other than a Crunch bar).
7. Eating chocolate chips out of the bag is just gross.
8. Never mix your own chocolate milk. Nesquick is nasty. Just buy the thick stuff in the jug.