Me: We need more food.
Roommate: What do you need? We HAVE cereal.
Me: Um, something for the other two meals of the day?
(duh...)
Me: We're out of milk.
Roommate: What do you need milk for? We HAVE yogurt.
Me: *speechless*
Me: We need more things to drink. Like juice or something.
Roommate: Why? All I drink is water.
(you're not the only one that lives here...)
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