Irrational Fears

1. High Fives
Holy hell, these things tweek me out. Not exactly sure why, but they do. And whenever people find out about this they immediately put a hand up to give me a damn high five. Not funny!

2. Going To The Bathroom In A Public Place
Not going to get into it. Although my friend, Katie, has proven herself to be more than willing to divulge the details surrounding this particular phobia.

3. Snow Blowers
I refuse to learn how to use one of these things. I'll shovel, thank you very much.

4. Squirrels That Won't Run To The Other Side Of The Tree
These fuckers have rabies, for sure. I was walking to school once and one came around to my side of the tree he was in, got right at face level, and started barking at me. It was horrible, and ever since then I've been afraid of the ones that won't run away.

5. When I was little I was afraid of the trash can in the bathroom. I'd had a nightmare that it had come to life and tried to eat me, so for the longest time whenever I'd be in there, I would just stare at the thing to make sure it didn't move, and I'd have to press my back to the opposite wall when I passed it as I was leaving.