Top 10 Reasons To Hate My Dad's Dog

1. She's not Ginger.
2. She's stupid.
3. She destroys everything in her path.
4. She's a complete spaz.
5. She has A.D.D.
6. She smells.
7. She'd rather stare at nothing than get pet.
8. She needs to be told everything at least three times.
9. She gets water everywhere.
10. She's untrainable.