On Homosexuality

(from 13 July 2006)

What people do in their bedrooms is their business, and that's my official position on homosexuality.

Seriously, it's no one's business.

And if you want to bring religion into it, here's my response:

So fags are evil abominations, eh? Then I suppose it goes without saying that they're going to spend eternity in hell, burning or whatever fates homos suffer--my Dante's a little rusty. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but spending eternity in hell is less than pleasnt, no? That being said, why not afford these people 80 years or so of NOT being tortured. They're not going to turn your children gay and they're not going to set your church erupting into flames.

So give 'em a break. Everyone does something in the sack that's not exactly Kosher. And if they don't they're WAY too uptight and have bigger fish to fry.